Fight the Zombie
(written and copyrighted by Tim Ratcliff and Ken Bailey)

Life's a one-time go around, you can't afford to miss
don't zombie into a couch-potato sleeping televised abyss
fight the Zombie's vacant stare,
his favorite phrase is "I don't care"
life is short, and suddenly, you're not there

Fight the Zombie just to stay alive,
or else your soul will slowly die
Fight the Zombie just to survive
don't turn into a sleeping, eating autobot
Fight the Zombie with all you've got, come on!

Just walk away from the cold of the cool
don't think you're so wise that you've become a fool
life's an endless keep your head in school

Fight the Zombie's snoring lazy fluff,
everything's boring, nothing's good enough
Why should you care, why should you give a hoot?
'cause soon enough the under puts you in a suit

Come on! Come on! Come on! Get up!